Monkey vs. Moose

Please note: This is all taking place in Catherine Frum's room.

As I walked into the room a monkey flew right by my head. I thought two things. Either the monkey had come to life or Kolemann had thrown the monkey at someone. It turned out that the Monkey was trying to kill the moose. The moose had hired Kolemann to throw the monkey at someone so that they would throw it back at him and they would keep doing that and start and monkey fight. The monkey didn't die. Anyway, the monkey jumped at the moose. The moose jumped back and grabbed a ruler to use as a weapon. The monkey jumped back and picked up a stapler and started shooting staples at the moose. The moose jumped behind the filing cabinet and climbed up the counter. He used the ruler and the strings that people use to raise and lower the blinds and made a bow. He grabbed the pencil sharpener and started sharping pencils to use as ammo. He jumped out and started shooting the pencils at the monkey. The monkey used the stapler and shot staples right through the pencils and at the moose. The moose then used the bowstring to deflect the staples and shoot them back at the moose. The monkey didn't see this and 2 staples hit him simultaneously pinning him against the wall. The moose left him there to die. Or so he thought...